Clothing

Black Spot Sneaker

Quote

"If I was a regular reader, I would want the ease of the ads being gone, and the archives in a nice little place right there. And if they don't, fuck 'em," Carol Kolb, editor-in-chief of The Onion, on a new paid subscription version of the site (The Onion Sells More Laughs | Wired).

Music

10 Years of Mellow Gold

Column

Atlantic News Perspective #112 (April 19, 2004)
Beaverbrook board bolstered, the seal hunt and absentee mayors.
By: Iain K. MacLeod

Film

Newmarket Plans Release of Donnie Darko Director's Cut | Indiewire

TV

Freaks and Geeks Special Edition DVD

Column

Atlantic News Perspective #111 (April 12, 2004)
Owning Anne of Green Gables, the tower of Halifax and a grandmother pushing drugs.
By: Iain K. MacLeod

Critics

"The worst thing in the world is to confuse values and categories. If someone who is writing about cars embodies all of the values of good criticism, then it doesn't matter what category it falls into. We often find literary value in the strangest places, which is what makes reading interesting and exciting to begin with." - Adam Gopnik, a staff writer at The New Yorker (Some Highish Brows Furrow as a Car Critic Gets a Pulitzer | New York Times)

Tech

The Cult of Mac

Video

Beta Band "Assessment" [via Anti-Hit List]

Column

Atlantic News Perspective #110 (April 5, 2004)
Massive striking on the rock, vials of mink blood and cruising to Saint John.
By: Iain K. MacLeod

Film

"Under the 2000 policy statement, the government hopes to have eight to 10 movies on a par with Men with Brooms appearing in Canadian cinemas by the end of 2006." Telefilm head defends L.A. deal | The Globe & Mail

Reaction = Shutter.

Organized Crime Religion

A great recipe for turning a narrow-minded opinion into divine morality starts with a quote from the good book (and I'm not talking about In Me Own Words: The Autobiography of Bigfoot):

And behold, one came to Him and said, "Teacher, what good things shall I do that I might attain eternal life?" And He said to him. "Why are you asking Me about what is good? There is only One who is good; but if you wish to enter into life keep the commandments." He said to him, "Which ones?" And Jesus said, "You shall not commit murder; You shall not commit adultery; You shall not steal; You shall not bear false witness; Honor your father and mother; and You shall love your neighbor as yourself." The young man said to Him, "all these thing I have kept; what am I still lacking?" Jesus said to him. "If you wish to be complete, go and sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you shall have treasure in heaven: and come, follow Me." But when the young man heard this statement, he went away grieved; for he was one who owned much property. And Jesus said to His disciples, "truly I say to you, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. "And again I say to you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." And when the disciples heard this, they were astonished and said, "Then who can be saved?" And looking upon them Jesus said to them, "with men this is impossible, but with God all things are possible." (Matthew 19:16-26)

So here is my plan...no campaign. Heck, make it a crusade! Since Easter is approaching, why not sneak into The Passion Of The Christ? That's right, sneak your way in. Or if you can't technically sneak in directly to the show, pay for one movie (like the reissue of the Life of Brian, check your local listings), watch the shit out of it and then slide into the other theatre for a double feature. The main goal is to not add another cent to the already accumulated $330.0 million. That's well over a quarter of a billion dollars and it may even topple Titantic as the highest grossing film, which would suck because way more people died to make that Hollywood blockbuster #1 (of course, I am not counting all the deaths associated with Christianity...my calculator only has 8 digits and that is really another story for another time).

It is difficult to imagine Jesus would be impressed by anyone besides televangelists and fat cat priests profiting off his agonizing death, which fits with my firmly held belief that his real second coming would not be available on pay-per-view. Especially when you skip the bulk of the inspiring stuff and focus on just the grueling torture of the stations of the cross (do you smell a prequel?). And I understand the importance of art, but we should remember that we are talking about Mad "Movie Star" Max here. Let's not encourage him.

Now, I know what you are thinking. You are saying to yourself, "Self, I shall not stealeth moving images from the holy screen of my neighbourhood multi-plex." Well, this is where we can have fun with context, just like bible thumpers do. But let's use the dictionary:

theft: \Theft\, n. [OE. thefte, AS. [thorn]i['e]f[eth]e, [thorn][=y]f[eth]e, [thorn]e['o]f[eth]e. See Thief.] 1. (Law) The act of stealing; specifically, the felonious taking and removing of personal property, with an intent to deprive the rightful owner of the same; larceny. Note: To constitute theft there must be a taking without the owner's consent, and it must be unlawful or felonious; every part of the property stolen must be removed, however slightly, from its former position; and it must be, at least momentarily, in the complete possession of the thief. Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, © 1996, 1998 MICRA, Inc.

You will sleep at night knowing that you aren't really stealing, just borrowing with your eyes. There will still be plenty of "Passion" juice to go around once you had your gulp of it. Of course, your dreams may be interrupted by violent images of blood and guts and the inherent cruelty of humankind may haunt your soul for eternity, but that is your problem. Or the media's. I haven't quite figured out that part yet.

Video

Creepy Polyphonic Spree Video

Column

Atlantic News Perspective #109 (Mar 29, 2004)
Rancid meatballs, sex in schools and Bootleggers.
By: Iain K. MacLeod

Music

"Five thousand downloads are needed to displace a single album sale." from a report on digital piracy by Felix Oberholzer-Gee of Harvard Business School and Koleman Strumpf of University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill (Wired)

Film

Jay Silver's Rapunzel.

TV

5-Disc SCTV Boxed Set

Film

Coffee and Cigarettes (Trailer) by Jim Jarmusch.

Music

Newfoundland Locals is born.

Column

Atlantic News Perspective #108 (Mar 22, 2004)
An award-winning Figure skating attorney, artificial assaults and design a bench for Point Pleasant Park
By: Iain K. MacLeod

Music

Ryan Adams vs Pitchfork

DVD

When Television Attacks now on DVD from TV Carnage.

Music

B-side compilation "Com Lag" available to Canadian Radiohead fans | Emission-online

Quote

"We had been working for four years on this project we cherished, and he arrived for two weeks and destroyed everything. Now I can't even give this film to a friend, because I'm ashamed to hold this horrible cover. And I hate this guy. If I see him someplace now, I will kick his balls off." - Michel Gondry on Human Nature (Onion AV Club)

Column

Atlantic News Perspective #107
Mar 15, 2004 - Robot matrimony, adopt-a-horse and the language of law.
By: Iain K. MacLeod

TV

Cracking Up Blog

Film

Film Movement available to Canadians

Magazines

New Issue of Chunklet

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Music

Invite to Jill Barber's CD Release

Quote

"We must allow for same-sex marriages, multiple-people marriages and android-human marriages." - David Boyd, who wants to run in the Dartmouth-Cole Harbour federal riding for the Conservatives (The Daily News).

Column

Atlantic News Perspective #106 (Mar 8, 2004)
$10,000 in pennies, mental health in the media and New Brunswick's orimulsion ordeal.
By: Iain K. MacLeod

Music Video

Music Video Submission Guidelines | Muchmusic

Stuff

Pharrell has a message for you | PETA 2

Film

The Ladykillers Remake Trailor by the Coen Brothers

Column

A to Z: Atlantic News Perspective #105 (Mar 1, 2004)
Summerside pride, Irving's oil and the girth of Lunenburg.
By: Iain K. MacLeod

Music

9 1 X 1 E S

News

"The city deactivated most of the pedestrian buttons long ago with the emergence of computer-controlled traffic signals, even as an unwitting public continued to push on, according to city Department of Transportation officials. More than 2,500 of the 3,250 walk buttons that still exist function essentially as mechanical placebos, city figures show. Any benefit from them is only imagined." (For Exercise in New York Futility, Push Button | New York Times)

Post

Deserted music and denims | Metafilter

Film

Pootie Tang: A Look Back | The Onion A.V. Club

Column

Atlantic News Perspective #104 (Feb 22)
$160,000 worth of blackberries, 95cm of snow and 500 acres of potatoes.
By: Iain K. MacLeod

Pics

White Juan

Music

Top 50 | Brave New Waves

Post

White + Black = Grey | Metafilter

Question

Should I really "shake it like a Polaroid picture?" | Polaroid

Comedy

Last laugh: John Lahr's tribute to Bill Hicks | Guardian

Music

Pazz & Jop 2003 | Village Voice

Post

It's Only Rock'n'Roll (But I Boycott It) | Metafilter

Column

A to Z: Atlantic News Perspective #103 (Feb 9)
Dog sleds sidelined at Winderfest, roughing at a floor hockey game and finding a place to feed the homeless.
By: Iain K. MacLeod